Je Ne Sais Pas

Ring ring ring

I'd like to sing

And a-one, and a-two

A little dance for you

Going once, going twice

I ain't no sugar, I'm a spice

Turn left, turn right

Got a story? I'll bite

Seven, eight, nine, ten

I think there's wine in my pen

Hello, hello, bye, bye

The apocalypse is nigh

Mirror, mirror on the wall

There will be no last call

Something new, something old

And something something, I'll hold

Again a rub-a-dub-dub

Earl Grey in a cup

Yesterday, yore and yonder

Distance doesn't make it fonder

Maybe sky is the limit

Or maybe its a marketing gimmick

She has a je ne sais quoi

I don't know, what's a quoi?

Dead people tell no tales

Neither successful, until they fail

Three rouges and three geese

And an unpalatable block of cheese

She sells sea shells

Comment s'appelle-t-elle ?

The road not taken

Liam Neeson on vacation

Going fast and furious, eh?

Schrodinger's cat is dead

Waiting for tonight

In a club, wanna fight?

Happy birthday to you

Don't let Casper boo you

We are all skin and bones

In the temple of doom for Indiana Jones

Upper roller, Lower roller

You just met her? Maybe call her

Sun sign, moon sign

The rhyme has ended, I resign.